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THE BLUE FLUNK

It’s been said The Blue Max has fierce champions but I’ve yet to meet any except the permanent striplings over at Film Score Monthly. What’s there to champion? The heralded air battles shot by Skeets Kelly are adequate at best and the planes counterfeit, using juiced up motors, smoke cylinders and, writes the dumbfounded novelist Jack D. Hunter, “machine-guns that look like Space Cadet props spouting flame without benefit of ammo tracks.” This is the kind of class-exclusive war movie—about German World War I aces having a go at winning the highest military flying honor bestowed by Kaiser Wilhelm II—showing the elite conveniently finding time for gaming, champagne and sex on or near the air field. Whoever decided to push the crash & burner as reserved seat stuff has kept his secret. Cinematographer Douglas Slocombe wasn’t fortunate enough to conceal blame for some of the least appealing work of his career and, making matters more cringeworthy during a few big city engagements, including Chicago, the CinemaScope prints were unconfirmed to be surreptitious blow ups using Fox’s Grandeur 70, with cynics mocking the modification process as Granulur 70 eliminating the usual Fox gloss, causing distortions and making images look coarser and alternately faded and darker, adding to the already depressive atmosphere by production designer Wilfrid Shingleton and art director Fred Carter. The bad mood-inducing visuals change with the Blu-ray edition, delivering an improved viewing for the right wrong reason—the joy in disliking George Peppard, which seems his natural diva bent. The cavalier essence he imparts here and in other movies appears to be how he personally relishes screwing us over, so the comeuppance to come is an act of earned destiny, as his character’s fate is attitudinally opposite in Hunter’s book. Actually in the air very little throughout the movie, he did have four months of special flying training before filming started, sufficient for the Harvard Lampoon to name him 1966’s worst actor. (Early on he has one redeeming moment when tossing a bottle of booze to a conscript; later he has a scene against his antagonist during which he moves his head like a robot forecasting the years-later arrival of Armie Hammer.) James Mason is once again downright puny in uniform, just as he is in 1951’s The Desert Fox, 1952’s The Prisoner of Zenda and 1977’s Cross of Iron; the impotence may be related to not having the neck for military collars. So poor sexy wife Ursula Undress, wearing a towel to cover her boobs but not her mannish back, has to get her kicks from you know who, though it’s likely any real affection she needs will come from the little kitty meowing on her hotel pillow. With a blond Jeremy Kemp and the short-of-tongue phenomenon Anton Diffring. Directed by John Guillermin; music by Jerry Goldsmith. Filmed in Ireland. (Opening 6/29/1966 at the Cinestage, running 14 weeks.)

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