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INDICT AND CONVICT Before 3 panel Cinerama was firmly replaced by single projection blowup with It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and quickly followed by a string of aesthetic and box office bummers, purists had hoped there would be some way to resurrect the thrill of the original system. So did Cinerama venue owners desperate to fill seats. With the Cinerama travelogues as return engagements exhausted, nothing new would be available until The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm and the grand finale How the West Was Won. In order to supply filler, remolds of other widescreen processes were counterfeited as and under the auspices of Cinerama: Cinemiracle’s Windjammer and the put-upon Scent of Mystery, originally filmed in some variant of TODD-70 and retitled Holiday in Spain, were advertised as being made available in your choice of Cinemiracle or Cinerama. Whatever the versions claimed to be, they all flopped. A second boat excursion entitled Flying Clipper, filmed in MCS 70, was used to inaugurate something tagged Wonderama requiring dual projection—two pictures on the screen using two lenses mounted on one optical machine—but, after hoopla without merit, it failed to impress exhibitors and industry press. Needing product, Cinerama bought and retrofitted the adventure, re-christened Mediterranean Holiday, for the “new” Cinerama, likewise shipwrecking far from the box office. For the European market, Cinerama reconstituted the 1962 French epic La Fayette and the 1964 American-Hungarian comedy The Golden Head, both Super Technirama productions, as Super Cinerama roadshows and got more distressful results. (A French Technirama splash Cinerama missed was La Lollo’s 1962 Venus Imperial.) Viewers interested in true 3 panel clearly heard the death knell in the ersatz. Very briefly George Stevens was a hoped-for savior when he started making The Greatest Story Ever Told in the 3 strip format, but a few days into arduous filming he switched to Ultra-Panavision. (Presaged by makeup & wardrobe tests, the turnaround was hastened by expensive camera setups resulting in poor 3 panel footage.) As last ditch effort to fulfill theatre owners’ calls for new stuff and as a gesture towards detente sanctioned by the U.S. Department of State, Cinerama was granted distribution rights to the 1966 travelogue Russian Adventure. Appropriating some of the better clips from several previous Moscow 3 strip productions, the compilation was promoted as real Cinerama but was heavily rectified Kinopanorama. (The two ramas and Cinemiracle were basically compatible.) Narrated with smooth emptiness by anti-Commie Bing Crosby, it would have a highly touted world premiere in March, 1966, at Chicago’s McVickers Theatre, utilizing its three projections dormant since The Best of Cinerama completed a dismal 9 week that started 10/21/1964 and ended by late December, 1964. According to in70mm.com, the 30 other roadshow presentations of Russian Adventure (including Toronto and Montreal) were 70mm prints, not three projection. Then Stanley Kubrick made the announcement he would use original Cinerama for 2001, only to abandon intentions as a matter of economics, to say little about the financial quandary many Cinerama houses would be in after having yanked the three projections in favor of single. Listed elsewhere on this site, some of the “new” Cinerama—Circus World, for one, and Battle of the Bulge another—are as bad as those listed on this page but personal animus helps determine egregiousness and the following films are at the very bottom: Custer of the West (originally in Super Technirama 70), John Sturges’ twin boobfests The Hallelujah Trail (Ultra Panavision 70) and Ice Station Zebra (Super Panavision 70), Krakatoa East of Java (Super Panavision 70) and Song of Norway (Super Panavision 70). The first four were reeled in the Super Cinerama single projection process and the last advertized but not actually using it. Extreme stupidity of plots and bad acting aside, there’s not a memorable moment of vivid savagery in Custer (so lacking of excitement the climax of a decoupled passenger train car garners mocking howls); not a single laugh in Hallelujah Trail to keep the audience awake (a laugh track in six channel stereo might have helped); not a second of suspense and genuine thrills in the stultifying, clumsy Zebra and Krapatoa (sic); and nauseous are the fjordian depths of Sound of Music imitation in the ineffable Song of Norway. The collapse of the reserved seat attraction is attributed to many things—the Vietnam war, the sexual revolution, drugs, white flight and the subsequent casualness accelerating the abandonment of the traditionally formal “downtown” experience. These last five shitfests speeded up not just the demise of the roadshow era but also the fate earned for Cinerama abusing its legacy. (At Chicago’s McVickers: The Hallelujah Trail, running 9 weeks; Russian Adventure, 11. At the Cinestage: Mediterranean Holiday, 13; Ice Station Zebra, 10; Krapatoa, 12, non-roadshow. Song of Norway opened at the Cinema 150, running 14 weeks, and at the Edens for 7. Custer of the West opened non-roadshow and in 35mm. As with the original Cinerama films, the following have been retrofitted using Blu-ray and the SmileBox technology to simulate the Cinerama effect: Battle of the Bulge, The Golden Head, Holiday in Spain, Ice Station Zebra, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Russian Adventure and Windjammer. Mediterranean Holiday, The Hallelujah Trail and Song of Norway have been restored, minus the SmileBox touch.) ROLL OVER IMAGES FOR OPENING TITLE
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